I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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