Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.