I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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