covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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