If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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