I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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