I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i just had sex bonerless
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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