my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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