did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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