That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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