Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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