Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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