So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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