It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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