I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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