I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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