He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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