That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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