it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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