haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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