She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize
