Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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