You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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