When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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