I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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