Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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