I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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