he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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