What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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