Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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