He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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