Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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