Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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