Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i wish my penis had a tongue
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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