at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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