I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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