your parents love me but you hate me
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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