Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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