Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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