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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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