There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
birth control should be required to get into college
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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