Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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