does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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