the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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