It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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