U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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