That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
