Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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