people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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