You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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