i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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