He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just found puke in my bra..
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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