So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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