Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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