And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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