Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
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the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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