just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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