Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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