whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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